A family celebration in Bellary, Karnataka

Last week I was invited by my neighbors to their village to attend the half-sari celebration for their eldest daughter. It is a coming of age Hindu ceremony that recognizes that when a girl reaches the age of 11, she is just a step away from becoming a woman. The religious portion of the ceremony is done with a priest and the family at a pre-determined “auspicious time” according to Hindu tradition. It is my understanding that the alignment of the stars and planets at a particular time constitute an auspicious time. However, it may also relate to a person’s birthday though that may be more important with respect to weddings and the associated horoscopes of the people getting married. At any rate, I took an overnight train that arrived in time for the public portion of the half-sari celebration. This was a colorful and beautiful event; much like the Indian weddings I have attended.

It truly was a family affair as both sets of grandparents were able to be there to enjoy the celebration. Most of the men who came wore flowing white, cotton kurtas, but the ladies wore beautifully colorful saris that were incredibly embroidered. All the girls in the family had these amazing saris handmade for the occasion and also had henna covering their arms, hands, and feet.

For the duration of the ceremony, the girl sat on a stage in front of the crowd with a bright light shining on her.  Then with time, the 300-400 guests made their way up to the front to offer their blessings by putting rice in her hair. This didn’t last more than a 90 minutes or so and after it was over, everyone was served a variety of delicious South Indian cuisine. I did my best to soak it all in, but unfortunately, very few of the conversations were in English.

Most of the crowd left by 4pm, so I managed to sneak in a trek to the top of the central hillock in Bellary upon which an 18^th century fort is perched.  The 20 minute hike provides a nice panoramic view of the village and surrounding area. Unfortunately, I had to cut the visit short because my overnight train was leaving early that evening.

I learned two things from my trip to Bellary:

First, don’t ever take back-to-back overnight trains if you can avoid it unless you want to be a walking zombie for a day or two.

Second, I was reminded of the many ways God has blessed me through the people He has brought into my life. Loyal, trustworthy, gracious, and loving friends are but a taste of the life to come…

English is funny… 5th edition

Well, at this point I suppose there’s a pretty high probability that I’ll be repeating some words or phrases.  At any rate, please forgive me if that is the case because I’m known to have a short memory. However, to the best of my knowledge, the following are phrases that I have not referenced previously.

For those of you who are new to my “English is funny” blog, please note that this is simply a compilation of terms and/or figures of speech that I find to be amusing. As always, there is no malicious intent.  This is simply an effort to build a greater cultural-linguistic awareness and enjoy a few laughs in the process! Without further adieu, here we go…

“Roaming around” – this term is used extensively in the context of busyness, but could imply sinister/sketchy/questionable activities

“I was all tied up” – similar term in that it describes a person who was busy (however, it lacks the sinister qualifier that could be attached to “roaming around”)

“Get on his backside” or “you need to get on top of him” – something akin to subjecting a person to physical/mental discipline (a little hazing you might say), which may be deemed necessary because someone is out of line or they aren’t meeting their full potential

“The dopes are playing to the gallery” – a rather colorful description of a person or group of people who like to be in the limelight/draw attention to themselves

“He needs (or has) josh” – I think it means energy or it describes an appealing person, but I’m not sure…  can anyone help me on this one?

“Tell yourself again and again, I will not be rigid” – a direct quote that, as you might guess, is good advice for someone who was a little tense or nervous

“It/he/she/they went for a toss” – essentially means things didn’t work out as planned

“He’s met with an accident” – that’s one thing that’s impossible to avoid in India!

“They bounced on me” – a surprise visit (I’m told this often refers to bachelors in search of a good meal!)

“They just went bonkers” – you can guess what that means… just saying “bonkers” makes me laugh!

“He’s a good chap” – or you could just say, “For he’s a jolly good fellow”

“They pressurized him” – I think this is self-explanatory!

carriage = car
boot = trunk

2-wheeler or bike = motorcycle

bungalow = house

fortnight = every two weeks

A royal wedding, a commoner's wedding, and other assorted travel experiences...

Did I really leave India to go to a wedding in Philadelphia?

Once again it seems that I’ve been sadly slacking in my blog duties... After a 3-week trip to the US and UK, can you really blame me?  However, I must admit that I've been back in India for nearly a month now.  It's just that with two graduate courses and conversion training to the Kiran Mk I, blogging hasn’t been a high priority. That means that it’s time for a little catching up now. I still owe an “English is funny” post, but I'll save that for later opting instead to share a little about my trip...
It started with a visit to London to see my sister and her husband and of course to enjoy the absolutely beautiful UK weather. I took full advantage of the sunny, blue skies by making day-trips to Oxford, Bath, and Cambridge. Oh, and I also crashed the royal wedding!

Martyr's monument in Oxford

Highlights in Oxford included the martyr's monument and the "Eagle and Child" pub. The martyr's memorial is dedicated "To the Glory of God, and in grateful commemoration of His servants, Thomas Cranmer, Nicholas Ridley, Hugh Latimer," who were burned at the stake for affirming truths of Scripture in opposition to the Catholic Church. 

If only C.S. Lewis and J.R.R. Tolkien could have been there...

On a happier note, the "Eagle and Child" pub is where C.S. Lewis, J.R.R. Tolkien and the rest of the "Inklings" met regularly to discuss, debate, philosophize, and critique each other's work.

The day prior to the Royal Wedding, we managed to fight our way thru the crowds to scope out the wedding route. That evening we enjoyed a beautiful view from the London Eye...

'Twas the night before the royal wedding and all thru London...

Marching to Buckingham Palace for the first "public kiss"

Look kids, Big Ben... Parliament

The next morning I took on the crowds and watched the Royal Wedding live. It turned out to be a lot of fun (and standing in one place for hours) and I actually had a really nice view of the procession. Seeing a beautiful Royal Wedding in person and celebrating the union with so many people reminded me of an even better, future wedding. Actually, a "wedding" is the symbolism used when speaking of the church being united to Christ. Specifically, the church is the bride of Christ as evidenced by God's promise in Hosea 2:19-20: "And I will betroth you to me forever. I will betroth you to me in righteousness and in justice, in steadfast love and in mercy. I will betroth you to me in faithfulness. And you shall know the LORD."  The consummation of God's promises comes in the words of Revelation 21:3-4 "Behold, the dwelling place of God is with man. He will dwell with them, and they will be his people, and God himself will be with them as their God. He will wipe away every tear from their eyes, and death shall be no more, neither shall there be mourning, nor crying, nor pain anymore, for the former things have passed away." It is so wonderful that God uses such colorful descriptions, images, and experiences to describe His steadfast love and faithfulness to His people.

There was a look of regret on Kate's face as saw me and thought of what might have been... trust me.

Hey you! Get your hands off my sister... oh wait, I guess it's okay now ;)

Cambridge... circa 1920

Okay, back to my travel diary...  As I mentioned earlier, my time in the UK was a smattering of day trips, which included excursions to Cambridge and Bath. I also managed to squeeze in a couple days of sightseeing in London to round out the trip.
Then I was off to Philly to reconnect with some old friends and to be part of a more intimate and special wedding as my old roommate got hitched to a lovely young lady. My time in Philly flew by really fast and before I knew it, I was on my way to Colorado to see my family. Unfortunately, most of my time in Colorado was spent writing a 15+ page paper, but it was great to see my family. As if I couldn't get enough traveling, I made a 9-hour drive to Kansas with my parents to see more family! All in all, it was a fantastic trip, which does not take away from the nearly 2 weeks it took for me to recover from the jetlag!!!

E-ast, M-eets, W-est

Papa and Mama Urish

Palm Sunday

Having just celebrated Palm Sunday and with Easter just around the corner, it seems that the time is right for me to resurrect my blog!  I went to church for the first time today, since returning to Hyderabad.  Though the church was a bit difficult to find, it was lovely house of worship.  After the service, I made my way to nearby Charminar, which is the 'Old City' area of Hyderabad with a large Muslim population and sprawling bazaars/markets.  Time was limited and it's getting hot here, so I just saw the nearby Jama Masjid (mosque) and walked around briefly.
An "English is Funny" blog is in the queue, but until then I hope you enjoy the pictures of my great city... Hyderabad!

Charminar

Jama Masjid

More Uninvited Guests

Well, I must start by saying that it would have been nice if somebody had warned me to get some jungle survival training before coming to India.  At least it might have prepared me for the numerous wildlife encounters I’ve experienced over the last 5 months.  Instead, I've had to rely on my cunning wit and of course, my nunchuck skills.

In case you haven’t followed my blog for long, you may not be aware of these stories, so I'd recommend reading my blog titled, “An unwelcome visitor…”  If only that had been the end of the story, then I probably wouldn't be writing this additional blog entry.  Unfortunately, since that incident took place it seems like nearly every creepy-crawling, slithering, hopping, flittering, and/or buzzing creature imaginable has decided to pay a visit to the Gora.  As a result, I decided to start taking pictures of as many of the odd, scary, superhuman, and/or funny creatures as possible.  In fact, some of these things may not have been previously known to man, but now, thanks to me, their identities will be revealed.  My hope is that this blog entry may provide some clues or evidence in the event I happen to die a mysterious, surreptitious, and untimely death.  This blog could be the only way to bring the perpetrator to justice...  Okay, so that was supposed to be a joke, so please laugh :)

With no further delay, here are a few of the freeloading/unwanted guests that have visited my house during the past 5 months:

Pretty harmless moth...  at least so I think!

Big spider... not so harmless?

Frightened little toad...  harmless

Not the typical gecko... harmless?

Krait Snake... (16x more venomous than a Cobra!!)

Don't know about this creeper, but I'm guessing that he could inflict some pain!

How would you like to find this little guy in your sink?

I think I've found a new species of slug